Flowerpower666

As Brits, we've decided taking to losing to the notorious Eurovision to the EXTREME this year. I think it's our aim now. Some bloke at Britain's secret Losing Facility hidden somewhere in Bideford sat in an Ikea annoying swirly chair with a Ploughmans while smoking a Pipe arrogantly larger than his head said to his secretary: "Rite, we've lost ev'ry year, so I reckon we should do it like proper this time. That shud be our goal in life. So, 'oo we got? Wut? Jedward are taken?? By who? Exaktly WOT country would- oh Ireland? Fair play. (NO WORD OF A LIE). AWH I got it. BLUE I CHOOSE YOU!!!!" ~frageplz (https://www.deviantart.com/frageplz) Because apparantly Pipe smoking s

Ever drunk baileys from a shoe? Obsessed with the Mighty Boosh at the moment :D :D ~oldgreggplz (https://www.deviantart.com/oldgreggplz) The other day I asked my mum why it's called a clock 'face' as opposed to 'TARDIS' or something, and she sat for a moment before replying: "Well, they have hands." :iconDotdotdotzplz: Yeh, but faces don't have hands. Unless you're Mr PotatoHead, whose ability to make me laugh excuses him for his Hand-Face plight. We didn't carry on the conversation, as I was too busy stealing biscuits, so I still don't know why. The fact that music by Gary Newman calms down russian bears my come in useful in the future. Then again, I HAVE been told tha

Is this an Oud? OOoooud. Bill Bailey. I think the name itself is pretty self explanitory. I really want to have an imaginary gun fight avec mes amis, as it would be spectacular and awesome. Like so: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sqSQ5Vu8vM Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are LEGENDS. Actual GODS. Not quite Oracles. No. They need to have epic epiphanies first. -"OOH lookie Annie, a LUNCHBOX!" -"...That's a bin, Lucy." Not sure exactly what kind of lunchboxes she's been eating out of. I've been thinking about it recently, and I really don't like some of the songs and artists/bands which come out of the UK. Not necessarily because they'r